Number One

I used to write blogs to try, in some way or other, impress a girl. Not an entirely bad motivation actually; for the exact same reason, I now have an deep set admiration for Bowie, one or two interesting ornaments and a taste for white wine. One has to be careful however, once I lamely got a tongue piercing to try and win an affection. Its gone now, thank fuck, eating noodles and dignity are far more important.

Lordy, my first entry. Rather laconic. Maybe its better just to write bam, there goes my bee log virginity, fuck yeah and look for vaguely embarrassing photographs of school enemies with friends on in the background.