Holidays are coming

INT. OFFICE, DAY
A group of office workers are giving a colleague the "bumps" for her birthday. Everyone is laughing, having a great time


ASSEMBLED

five! Six! Seven! Eight!


A man rushes forward, laughing happily, with a sword held aloft. He brings it down across the birthday girls middle, cutting her in half. Everyone screams and in panic, runs. The man is left, covered in blood, still laughing, though looking slightly confused as to why every one has left.