So - i’m doing this play at the mo - as well as my own show. Gagarin way it’s called – it’s very political and quite violent. A couple of things have happened.

1. Bruce had his nose broken two days before the show (unrelated accident)

2. Bruce had a hole put into his head during a pistol whipping practice ten min before curtain - he went on though –(superstar)

3. Jim knocked the pendant light off the ceiling during a scene. It hit Phil, burst his blood pack and went off into the crowd

4. An audience member sat with his head in his hands in the front row so at curtain call, jim flipped him the finger an inch from his face

5. I sprayed a woman in beige with blood

6. Two kids got blood on their face

7. My upper arm looks like Jupiter cause of all the bruises

It’s been eventful. I can’t help thinking though – what’s next and will it involve my teeth.