So I popped into MacDonalds for a cheeky burger – been a long time since I have and it will be a long long time until i can again. Fortunately for my liver but unfortunately for me, one of the costs of doing kids telly is places like MacDonalds “restaurants” are now out of bounds.

 I wolfed my burger down whilst getting starred at by little eyes and poor attempts at hiding the fact they were taking mobile phone pictures. The creepiest thing they do is buzz you as your sitting, little walk pasts - they would make shit spies and you will have to make a lot more feature films to prove to me otherwise.

I left with indigestion after giving an autograph to a kid who didn’t care less but his pushy mom insisted.

Look at me ma – top of the world.