
Solders of web two point ohh, lend me your eyes. I have not been in this fair city for long, but have grown to love its mutated embrace. I still do not, however, know many of its inhabitants and so it is to you I come for help.
Let me type this in upper case so you know the strength of thought. I BEG OF YOU, YES YOU, please, if you could, just mention, casually, in passing, to everyone you meet from this second forward that my show NITWIT is on this week at the SOHO theatre. It begins at 8pm and is on the 25th, 26th and 27th.
IF you call the box office and say “TEAM WONDERFUL” then a ticket will set you back a mere 8 pounds.
For this I will be forever grateful.
Yours with deep sincerity
William King of William