Phone rings  
B. Nick?
N. Alright sis?
B. You coming to uncle Johns Birthday?
N. Can't, i'm presenting a DIY SOS in Kendal
B. Fuck sake Nick. He's your uncle too. You're always working.
N. I'm always working! Me? Bit rich coming from you isn't it?!
B. Nick, i'm Beyonce - it's harder than it looks you know.
N. Yeah, well, i'm Nick and I've got sort out a mobility winch for a teenager.
B. Fine, but you owe me tenner for the gift. And don't forget the fucking card.
Hangs up